Imagine my surprise when Mr. Neruda and I came home after a semi-fun night out with friends at the movie to find this:
That's right, some little turd, gang-wannabes tagged my car. My CAR!!!! I am very attached to Yoda the Jetta Knight and this really pissed me off. Also, this happened in my driveway, at my home. I felt a bit defiled by this. Pretty creeped out actually. In fact, ever sound we have heard outside the house has one of us running to the window trying to see if the little bastards are trying something again.
All I can say, is that those little turds will rue the day they ever messed with Yoda and me. And I can not wait to make them rue. Really, I'm excited about it.
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