My best friend

I have decided to make Emma Stone my new best friend. The details on how to do that are a little sketchy at the moment, I only know I must.

She is quoted in Entertainment Weekly as saying about a stunt gone wrong on set:

I spider-monkeyed onto Ryan's head and wrapped my body around him and kicked him in the throat and started to cry.

Anyone who not only freaks out like that, but then describes it like should be my friend. Also, anyone who is like Olive in Easy A or who acts like Olive should be my friend.

Now on to the how question!