I received some interesting news this past week.
Mind-numbing, blood-curdling, seizure-inducing news.
Mr. Neruda and I had a night of irresponsible sex. We are usually most careful, but after 5+ years of amorous entwines we are bound to become complacent occasionally.
There is currently an omelet the size of a sesame seed inside my belly at this very moment.
Um . . .
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10 hours ago
ARE YOU CRAPPING ME?!?!?! ?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteI AM SO PSYCHED!!!!!!
My dear friend, this is not something I would crap about. And apparently not something I get to crap much during either.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!!! I adore you. You are hilarious. I will call you when I get my voice back - it left for a while.
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